Boy, Am I Lucky!

What a Deal!....I won a Nigerian Lottery according to an email I just received from a Nigerian prince. He holds a MILLION DOLLARS and he wants to send it to me FREE!

And all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers so he can transfer the money!

And then I got ANOTHER NOTICE.  This one is from a KENYAN prince, and he wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!

 

And all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers, MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, and  MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION so he can make it happen!

Am I lucky, or what?