Friday, March 30, 2012

Check Your Mailbox

Just wanted to let you know that today I received my 2012 Social Security
Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine
to blow smoke up my ass, 10 discount coupons to KFC and an "Obama Hope
& Change" bumper sticker.

The directions were in Spanish.

Hope you get yours soon.

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