Neal Boortz is a
Texan, a lawyer, a Texas Aggie (Texas A&M) graduate, and now a nationally
syndicated talk show host from Atlanta . His commencement address to the
graduates of a recent Texas A&M class is far different from what either the
students or the faculty expected. Whether you agree or disagree, his views are
certainly thought provoking...
"I am honored by the invitation to
address you on this august occasion. It's about time. Be warned, however, that I
am not here to impress you; you'll have enough smoke blown up your bloomers
today. And you can bet your tassels I'm not here to impress the faculty and
administration. You may not like much of what I have to say, and that's fine.
You will remember it though. Especially after about 10 years out there in the
real world. This, it goes without saying, does not apply to those of you who
will seek your careers and your fortunes as government
employees.
This gowned gaggle behind me is your
faculty. You've heard the old saying that those who can - do. Those who can't -
teach. That sounds deliciously insensitive. But there is often raw truth in
insensitivity, just as you often find feel-good falsehoods and lies in
compassion. Say good-bye to your faculty because now you are getting ready to go
out there and do. These folks behind me are going to stay right here and
teach.
By the way, just because you are
leaving this place with a diploma doesn't mean the learning is over. When an FAA
flight examiner handed me my private pilot's license many years ago, he said,
“Here, this is your ticket to learn.” The same can be said for your diploma.
Believe me, the learning has just begun.
Now, I realize that most of you
consider yourselves Liberals. In fact, you are probably very proud of your
liberal views. You care so much. You feel so much. You want to help so much.
After all, you're a compassionate and caring person, aren't you now? Well, isn't
that just so extraordinarily special. Now, at this
age, is as good a time as any to be a liberal; as good a time as any to know
absolutely everything. You have plenty of time, starting tomorrow, for the truth
to set in.
Over the next few years, as you begin
to feel the cold breath of reality down your neck, things are going to start
changing pretty fast... Including your own assessment of just how much you
really know.
So here are the first assignments for
your initial class in reality: Pay attention to the news, read newspapers, and
listen to the words and phrases that proud Liberals use to promote their causes.
Then, compare the words of the left to the words and phrases you hear from those
evil, heartless, greedy conservatives. From the Left you will hear "I feel."
From the Right you will hear "I think." From the Liberals you will hear
references to groups -- The Blacks, the Poor, the Rich, the Disadvantaged, the
Less Fortunate. From the Right you will hear references to individuals. On the
Left you hear talk of group rights; on the Right, individual
rights.
That about sums it up, really:
Liberals feel. Liberals care. They are pack animals whose identity is tied up in
group dynamics. Conservatives think -- and, setting aside the theocracy crowd,
their identity is centered on the individual.
Liberals feel that their favored
groups have enforceable rights to the property and services of productive
individuals. Conservatives, I among them I might add, think that individuals
have the right to protect their lives and their property from the plunder of the
masses.
In college you developed a group
mentality, but if you look closely at your diplomas you will see that they have
your individual names on them. Not the name of your school mascot, or of your
fraternity or sorority, but your name. Your group identity is going away. Your
recognition and appreciation of your individual identity starts
now.
If, by the time you reach the age of
30, you do not consider yourself to be a conservative, rush right back here as
quickly as you can and apply for a faculty position. These people will welcome
you with open arms. They will welcome you, that is, so long as you haven't
developed an individual identity. Once again you will have to be willing to sign
on to the group mentality you embraced during the past four
years.
Something is going to happen soon
that is going to really open your eyes. You're going to actually get a full time
job!
You're also going to get a lifelong
work partner. This partner isn't going to help you do your job. This partner is
just going to sit back and wait for payday. This partner doesn't want to share
in your effort, but in your earnings.
Your new lifelong partner is actually
an agent; an agent representing a strange and diverse group of people; an agent
for every teenager with an illegitimate child; an agent for a research scientist
who wanted to make some cash answering the age-old question of why monkeys grind
their teeth. An agent for some poor demented hippie who considers herself to be
a meaningful and talented artist, but who just can't manage to sell any of her
artwork on the open market.
Your new partner is an agent for
every person with limited, if any, job skills, but who wanted a job at City
Hall. An agent for tin-horn dictators in fancy military uniforms grasping for
American foreign aid. An agent for multi-million dollar companies who want
someone else to pay for their overseas advertising. An agent for everybody who
wants to use the unimaginable power of this agent's for their personal
enrichment and benefit.
That agent is our wonderful, caring,
compassionate, oppressive government. Believe me, you will be awed by the
unimaginable power this agent has. Power that you do not have. A power that no
individual has, or will have. This agent has the legal power to use force,
deadly force to accomplish its goals.
You have no choice here. Your new
friend is just going to walk up to you, introduce itself rather gruffly, hand
you a few forms to fill out, and move right on in. Say hello to your own
personal one ton gorilla. It will sleep anywhere it wants
to.
Now, let me tell you, this agent is
not cheap. As you become successful it will seize about 40% of everything you
earn. And no, I'm sorry, there just isn't any way you can fire this agent of
plunder, and you can't decrease its share of your income. That power rests with
him, not you.
So, here I am saying negative things
to you about government. Well, be clear on this: It is not wrong to distrust
government. It is not wrong to fear government. In certain cases it is not even
wrong to despise government for government is inherently evil. Yes, a necessary
evil, but dangerous nonetheless, somewhat like a drug. Just as a drug that in
the proper dosage can save your life, an overdose of government can be
fatal.
Now let's address a few things that
have been crammed into your minds at this university. There are some ideas you
need to expunge as soon as possible. These ideas may work well in academic
environment, but they fail miserably out there in the real
world.
First is that favorite buzz word of
the media and academia: Diversity! You have been taught that the real value of
any group of people - be it a social group, an employee group, a management
group, whatever - is based on diversity. This is a favored liberal ideal because
diversity is based not on an individuals abilities or character, but on a
person's identity and status as a member of a group. Yes, it's that liberal
group identity thing again.
Within the great diversity movement
group identification - be it racial, gender based, or some other minority status
- means more than the individuals integrity, character or other
qualifications.
Brace yourself. You are about to move
from this academic atmosphere where diversity rules, to a workplace and a
culture where individual achievement and excellence actually count. No matter
what your professors have taught you over the last four years, you are about to
learn that diversity is absolutely no replacement for excellence, ability, and
individual hard work. From this day on every single time you hear the word
"diversity" you can rest assured that there is someone close by who is
determined to rob you of every vestige of individuality you
possess.
We also need to address this thing
you seem to have about "rights." We have witnessed an obscene explosion of
so-called "rights" in the last few decades, usually emanating from college
campuses.
You know the mantra: You have the
right to a job. The right to a place to live. The right to a living wage. The
right to health care. The right to an education. You probably even have your own
pet right - the right to a Beemer for instance, or the right to have someone
else provide for that child you plan on downloading in a year or
so.
Forget it. Forget those rights! I'll
tell you what your rights are. You have a right to live free, and to the results
of 60% -75% of your labor. I'll also tell you have no right to any portion of
the life or labor of another.
You may, for instance, think that you
have a right to health care. After all, President Obama said so, didn't he? But
you cannot receive health-care unless some doctor or health practitioner
surrenders some of his time - his life - to you. He may be willing to do this
for compensation, but that's his choice. You have no "right" to his time or
property. You have no right to his or any other person's life or to any portion
thereof.
You may also think you have some
"right" to a job; a job with a living wage, whatever that is. Do you mean to
tell me that you have a right to force your services on another person, and then
the right to demand that this person compensate you with their money? Sorry,
forget it. I am sure you would scream if some urban outdoors men (that would be
"homeless person" for those of you who don't want to give these less fortunate
people a romantic and adventurous title) came to you and demanded his job and
your money.
The people who have been telling you
about all the rights you have are simply exercising one of theirs - the right to
be imbeciles. Their being imbeciles didn't cost anyone else either property or
time. It's their right, and they exercise it brilliantly.
By the way, did you catch my use of
the phrase "less fortunate" a bit ago when I was talking about the urban
outdoors men? That phrase is a favorite of the Left. Think about it, and you'll
understand why.
To imply that one person is homeless,
destitute, dirty, drunk, spaced out on drugs, unemployable, and generally
miserable because he is "less fortunate" is to imply that a successful person -
one with a job, a home and a future - is in that position because he or she was
"fortunate." The dictionary says that fortunate means "having derived good from
an unexpected place." There is nothing unexpected about deriving good from hard
work. There is also nothing unexpected about deriving misery from choosing
drugs, alcohol, and the street.
If the Liberal Left can create the
common perception that success and failure are simple matters of "fortune" or
"luck," then it is easy to promote and justify their various income
redistribution schemes. After all, we are just evening out the odds a little
bit. This "success equals luck" idea the liberals like to push is seen
everywhere. Former Democratic presidential candidate Richard Gephardt refers to
high-achievers as "people who have won life's lottery." He wants you to believe
they are making the big bucks because they are lucky. It's not luck, my friends.
It's choice. One of the greatest lessons I ever learned was in a book by Og
Mandino, entitled, "The Greatest Secret in the World." The lesson? Very simple:
"Use wisely your power of choice."
That bum sitting on a heating grate,
smelling like a wharf rat? He's there by choice. He is there because of the sum
total of the choices he has made in his life. This truism is absolutely the
hardest thing for some people to accept, especially those who consider
themselves to be victims of something or other - victims of discrimination, bad
luck, the system, capitalism, whatever. After all, nobody really wants to accept
the blame for his or her position in life. Not when it is so much easier to
point and say, "Look! He did this to me!" than it is to look into a mirror and
say, "You S. O. B.! You did this to me!"
The key to accepting responsibility
for your life is to accept the fact that your choices, every one of them, are
leading you inexorably to either success or failure, however you define those
terms.
Some of the choices are obvious:
Whether or not to stay in school. Whether or not to get pregnant. Whether or not
to hit the bottle. Whether or not to keep this job you hate until you get
another better-paying job. Whether or not to save some of your money, or saddle
yourself with huge payments for that new car.
Some of the choices are seemingly
insignificant: Whom to go to the movies with. Whose car to ride home in. Whether
to watch the tube tonight, or read a book on investing. But, and you can be sure
of this, each choice counts. Each choice is a building block - some large, some
small. But each one is a part of the structure of your life. If you make the
right choices, or if you make more right choices than wrong ones, something
absolutely terrible may happen to you. Something unthinkable. You, my friend,
could become one of the hated, the evil, the ugly, the feared, the filthy, the
successful, the rich.
The rich basically serve two purposes
in this country. First, they provide the investments, the investment capital,
and the brains for the formation of new businesses. Businesses that hire people.
Businesses that send millions of paychecks home each week to the
un-rich.
Second, the rich are a wonderful
object of ridicule, distrust, and hatred. Few things are more valuable to a
politician than the envy most Americans feel for the evil
rich.
Envy is a powerful emotion. Even more
powerful than the emotional minefield that surrounded Bill Clinton when he
reviewed his last batch of White House interns. Politicians use envy to get
votes and power. And they keep that power by promising the envious that the
envied will be punished: "The rich will pay their fair share of taxes if I have
anything to do with it." The truth is that the top 10% of income earners in this
country pays almost 50% of all income taxes collected. I shudder to think what
these job producers would be paying if our tax system were any more
"fair."
You have heard, no doubt, that the
rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Interestingly enough, our government's
own numbers show that many of the poor actually get richer, and that quite a few
of the rich actually get poorer. But for the rich who do actually get richer,
and the poor who remain poor .. there's an explanation -- a reason. The rich,
you see, keep doing the things that make them rich; while the poor keep doing
the things that make them poor.
Speaking of the poor, during your
adult life you are going to hear an endless string of politicians bemoaning the
plight of the poor. So, you need to know that under our government's definition
of "poor" you can have a $5 million net worth, a $300,000 home and a new $90,000
Mercedes, all completely paid for. You can also have a maid, cook, and valet,
and a million in your checking account, and you can still be officially defined
by our government as "living in poverty." Now there's something you haven't seen
on the evening news.
How does the government pull this one
off? Very simple, really. To determine whether or not some poor soul is "living
in poverty," the government measures one thing -- just one thing.
Income.
It doesn't matter one bit how much
you have, how much you own, how many cars you drive or how big they are, whether
or not your pool is heated, whether you winter in Aspen and spend the summers in
the Bahamas, or how much is in your savings account. It only matters how much
income you claim in that particular year. This means that if you take a one-year
leave of absence from your high-paying job and decide to live off the money in
your savings and checking accounts while you write the next great American
novel, the government says you are living in poverty."
This isn't exactly what you had in
mind when you heard these gloomy statistics, is it? Do you need more convincing?
Try this. The government's own statistics show that people who are said to be
"living in poverty" spend more than $1.50 for each dollar of income they claim.
Something is a bit fishy here. Just remember all this the next time Charles
Gibson tells you about some hideous new poverty
statistics.
Why has the government concocted this
phony poverty scam? Because the government needs an excuse to grow and to expand
its social welfare programs, which translates into an expansion of its power. If
the government can convince you, in all your compassion, that the number of
"poor" is increasing, it will have all the excuse it needs to sway an electorate
suffering from the advanced stages of Obsessive-Compulsive Compassion
Disorder.
I'm about to be stoned by the faculty
here. They've already changed their minds about that honorary degree I was going
to get. That's OK, though. I still have my PhD. in Insensitivity from the Neal
Boortz Institute for Insensitivity Training. I learned that, in short,
sensitivity sucks. It's a trap. Think about it - the truth knows no sensitivity.
Life can be insensitive. Wallow too much in sensitivity and you'll be unable to
deal with life, or the truth, so get over it.
Now, before the dean has me shackled
and hauled off, I have a few random thoughts.
* You need to register to vote,
unless you are on welfare. If you are living off the efforts of others, please
do us the favor of sitting down and shutting up until you are on your own
again.
* When you do vote, your votes for
the House and the Senate are more important than your vote for President. The
House controls the purse strings, so concentrate your awareness
there.
* Liars cannot be trusted, even when
the liar is the President of the country. If someone can't deal honestly with
you, send them packing.
* Don't bow to the temptation to use
the government as an instrument of plunder. If it is wrong for you to take money
from someone else who earned it -- to take their money by force for your own
needs -- then it is certainly just as wrong for you to demand that the
government step forward and do this dirty work for you.
* Don't look in other people's
pockets. You have no business there. What they earn is theirs. What you earn is
yours. Keep it that way. Nobody owes you anything, except to respect your
privacy and your rights, and leave you the hell alone.
* Speaking of earning, the revered
40-hour workweek is for losers. Forty hours should be considered the minimum,
not the maximum. You don't see highly successful people clocking out of the
office every afternoon at five. The losers are the ones caught up in that
afternoon rush hour. The winners drive home in the dark.
* Free speech is meant to protect
unpopular speech. Popular speech, by definition, needs no
protection.
* Finally (and aren't you glad to
hear that word), as Og Mandino wrote,
1. Proclaim your rarity. Each of you
is a rare and unique human being.
2. Use wisely your power of
choice.
3. Go the extra mile, drive home in
the dark.
Oh, and put off buying a television
set as long as you can. Now, if you have any idea at all what's good for you,
you will get out of here and never come back. Class
dismissed"
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