Just when you thought you'd seen everything from the Obamamaniacs, here's the latest: the "Getting Through Tough Economic Times" website, brought to you by The Messiah!
Your Government will warn of depression, suicidal thinking and other serious mental illnesses. It will raise warning flags for: Persistent sadness/crying; Excessive anxiety; Lack of sleep/constant fatigue; Excessive irritability/anger.
What? Nothing for bed wetting?
Why don't they just cut our freaking taxes and stop spending our money like drunken sailors?