The Department Of Defense briefed the president this morning.
They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'
(Hint: It's not nearly as much as the trillions of our tax dollars you've been spending lately, Mr. President...)